the\ shocker

1. (the shocker) (2155↑, 270↓)

AKA: 2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin' 2 in the front, 1 in the shunt 2 in the fun, 1 in the bun 2 going down, 1 in the brown 2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month) 2 for the gish, 1 for the fish 2 in the gash, 1 in the stash 2 for the crack, 1 in the back 2 in the slit, 1 in the shit 2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco 2 in the door, 1 on the floor 2 in the door, 1 in the gore 2 for the friend, 1 in the end 2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt 2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose 2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve 2 for the meat, 1 in her seat 2 in the flap, 1 in the crap 2 in the gear, 1 in the rear 2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper 2 for the tube, 1 with some lube 2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt 2 in the sock, 1 for the shock 2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk 2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl 2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk 2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper 2 in the place, 1 in the ace 2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty 2 in the porn, 1 for the corn 2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush 2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot 2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose 2 in the poon, 1 on the moon 2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver 2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe 2 from the hand, 1 for the gland 2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin 2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff 2 in the play, 1 in the gay 2 in the chute, 1 in the poot 2 for her, 1 for me\!\! Gross\!\! 2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate 2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty 2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy 2 for the team, 1 in the steam And finally,...One of my personal favorites: 2 IN THE PLEASURE, 1 IN THE TREASURE\!\!\! That's all I got for now.....

Being at work is so fun...Hope a few of those mad you laugh...or dry...or barf.

Author: The Hunter http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/691220

2. (The Shocker) (708↑, 63↓)

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices. The Shocker is also known as: 1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce 2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie 3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber 4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye 5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.

Verb- Marc: "Whats the shocker?" Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole\!" Noun- Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker\!"

Author: the storm drains http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/3056436

3. (The Shocker) (383↑, 104↓)

Two for the friend, one in the end Two for the kitty, one in the shitty Two for the moose, one in the caboose Two in the bank, one in the stank Two in the beaver, one to check for fever Two in the bush, one in the tush Two in the cherry, one in the fairy Two in the coot, one in the poot Two in the cooter, one in the pooter Two in the cootie, one in the booty Two in the crack, one in the back Two in the cum, one in the bum Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt Two in the fun, one in the bun Two in the giney, one in the hiney Two in the goo, one in the poo Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye Two in the humper, one in the dumper Two in the junk, one in the trunk Two in her meat, one in her seat Two in the muff, one in the stuff Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot Two in the play, one in the gay Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate Two in the poon, one in the moon Two in the punanny, one in the fanny Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the sludge, one in the fudge Two in the snapper, one in the crapper Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch Two in the soup, one in the poop Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?\!?\!" Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps Two where you eat, one in the seat Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker

"What the HECK was that" "That my dear, was... The Shocker"

Author: CheapBastid http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/903755

4. (the shocker) (338↑, 101↓)

Two in the pink, one in the stink

i was shocked she didnt like the shocker?\!?

Author: anonymous http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/97406

5. (The Shocker) (270↑, 165↓)

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

"I Slipper her the shocker last night"

Author: Womanizer http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/234381

6. (the shocker) (132↑, 45↓)

during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.

two for the pink, one for the stink

Author: Spadge http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/52674

7. (the shocker) (186↑, 104↓)

Inserting two fingers (most commonly the index and middle) into the vagina and one finger (the pinky) into the anus, simultaneously.

Two in the pus, one in the caboose. Two in the trench, one in the stench. Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna. Two in the box, one in the musk ox. Two in the punanny, one in the fanny. Two in the Book, one in the nook. Two in the nook, one in the cranny. Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy. Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho. Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop. Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh\! Two in the boink, one in the doink. Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt. Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco. Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch. Two in the twat, one in the coin slot. Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout. Two in the cola, one in the hole-a. Two in the chud, one in the rosebud. Two in the n type, one in the p type. Two in the base, one in the depletion region. Two in the LED, one in the EDBD. Two in the valence, one in the conduction. Two in the electron, one in the hole. Two in the bozon, one in the phonon. Two in the collector, one the emitter. Two in the acid, one in the base. Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker. Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole. Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what. Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring. Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch\!). Two in the snow, one in the glow. Two in the oven, one in the shovin'. Two in the closet, one in the composite. Two in the vagina, one in the rectum. Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot. Two in the V, one in the A. Two in the hamburger, one in the buns. Two in the couch, one in the loveseat. Two in the flesh, one in the butt. Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts\!) Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS\! Double V, single A (VVA).

Author: Willie Shocquer http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/992174

8. (the shocker) (83↑, 50↓)

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

Author: dave http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/186484

9. (The Shocker) (36↑, 13↓)

A sexual term used for shocking the "victim". It is displayed like a "Two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture, except that when the hand is inserted, the fingers are then spread (hand may also be twisted), giving the person a sense of shock.

She's pretty hot, I think I'll take her home and give her the shocker.

Author: James Jarvis http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1420616

10. (The Shocker) (43↑, 24↓)

"Two in the pink, One in the stink." Inserting your index and middle fingers into the vagina, while inserting the pinky into the anus.

Beth got The Shocker\! or Beth just got Shocked\!

Author: Shocktown Gangsta http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/707072

11. (The Shocker) (24↑, 8↓)

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo. 2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney. 2 in the squack, 1 in the back. 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush. 2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. 2 in the snatch, 1 in the hatch.

If you don't get it, crawl out from under that rock.

Author: Helvis http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/245060

12. (the shocker) (33↑, 20↓)

are we all forgetting this one? 2 in the beef & 1 underneath

give her 2 in the beef & 1 underneath and she will find you a smart fellow.

Author: philbad http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1250687

13. (The Shocker) (22↑, 9↓)

A way to finger a woman, two in the goo one in the poo. Index and middle finger in her pussy, ring finger left out and your little finger goes in her arse\!

i laid down the shocker on her\! I would definately give her the shocker\!

Author: Petey's friend http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/578099

14. (the shocker) (11↑, 6↓)

2 in the pink 1 in the stink In laymen's terms 2 in the vaginal opening 1 in the anal opening

" she went wild when i gave her the shocker "

Author: http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/149126

15. (The Shocker) (13↑, 10↓)

2 in the pink, one in the stink

2 in the coot, one in the boot.

Author: Rohan http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/437271

16. (the shocker) (4↑, 3↓)

insertion of the forfinger and middle into the chocha and the pinky into the butt

She had this look of pure disdain as well as unbelievable pleasure on her face when i gave her the shocker. 2 in the mush, 1 in the tush 2 in the pudge, 1 in the fudge 2 in the twat, 1 in the knot.

Author: Adam Powers http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/3193989

17. (The shocker) (8↑, 7↓)

Two in the baby-maker, one in the patty-caker

Give her the shocker, two in the baby-maker and one in the patty-caker

Author: The Grand Chawhee http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/2891653

18. (The Shocker) (17↑, 16↓)

2 fingers in the vagina and one finger in the anus using 1 hand.

"Right in her snatch Two fingers you stash, While in the ass you linger With your pinky finger." -DubSizzle "You have two in the goo You're almost through\! Now don't be a quitter... Put that pinky in her shitter" -DubSizzle 2 in the sludge, 1 in the fudge I'm gonna get her with one in the shitter\! Going to town with one in the brown.

Author: DubSizzle http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/922030

19. (the shocker) (16↑, 15↓)

Every one is forgeting one very important thing\!\!\!\! the thumb. 2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants

That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.

Author: Jim http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/712157

20. (the shocker) (8↑, 7↓)

point , middle and pinky finger up, ring finger down. two in the pink and one in the stink. one finger in her ass and the other to in her pussy

albert told me that cristy never saw it coming when he gave her the shocker.

Author: gus gus http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/526737

21. (The shocker) (12↑, 11↓)

A sexual act that requires one to stick his index and middle fingers in the vaginal area of a female and the pinky in the poop loop.

Man last night i got my pinky stinky when i gave Bobby the shocker.

Author: Renal Ultrasound http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/71622

22. (The Shocker) (0↑, 0↓)

Arizona State University's hand gesture...which says so much and so little about the school.

"Dude, why is everyone throwing up the shocker?" "Bro, you're in ASU. Everyday it's all about two in the junk and one in the trunk\!" "So THAT'S why Tosh.O is visiting your school."

Author: somedevileh http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/6072781

23. (the shocker) (10↑, 10↓)

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo. 2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney. 2 in the squack, 1 in the back. 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

Author: Jeff http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/180055

24. (The Shocker) (0↑, 1↓)

The stupid goddamn name that a couple of '14s are trying to propagate as the new term for 53 Commons, otherwise known as FoCo.

I call FoCo 'the Shocker' because I like to show my peers that I am a truly naive pubefuck.

Author: The Dartmooooose http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/5520392

25. (The shocker) (1↑, 2↓)

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Sometimes you have to use the shocker to locker

Author: cdwraw http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/4971146

26. (the shocker) (2↑, 3↓)

The name given to a technique of female pleasuring. The man takes his hand and bends his ring finger and thumb in towards the palm so that the thumb is holding back the ring finger. The index, middle and pinky fingers are left protruding from the hand. The man may then use either combination of protruding fingers to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously, pumping his fingers in and out vigorously. This is known as 'giving her the shocker'. Slang: Two in the pink, one in the stink Two in the goo, one in the poo

1: I am going to shock that bitch so hard tonight 2: You're giving her the shocker? Wow\! Two in the poo and one in the goo? 1: No. I'm going for two in the stink and one in the pink 2: Noice

Author: the_shocker_boy http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/4339208

27. (The Shocker) (0↑, 1↓)

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Drew: Yo, last night I got with Amanda and I pulled The shocker on her\!\!\! Koe: Shit dude\!\! Thats Mad Gush\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Drew10314 http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/4209676

28. (The Shocker) (2↑, 3↓)

The act of inserting 2 fingers in the poontang and 1 in the ass.

Going to town with one in the brown.

Author: JohnD http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1416745

29. (The Shocker) (6↑, 7↓)

Two for the pink, one for the stink.(Two for the goo, one for the poo)

Man, you shoulda seen the look on Tiffanys face when I slipped her the shocker.

Author: EvanWheeler http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/228930

30. (the shocker) (11↑, 14↓)

Going to town with one in the brown.

My friend and I gave Paris Hilton the Shocker last night.

Author: KRHimself http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/401130

31. (The Shocker) (8↑, 11↓)

Everyone knows what the Shocker is.

Two in the gooer, one in the sewer Two in the slit, one in the shit Two in the pie, one in the eye Two in the grass, one in the ass Two in the bowl, one in the hole Two in the fish, one in the dish

Author: Tim Towers http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/362883

32. (the shocker) (5↑, 8↓)

What you giv'er if she can't take the Ace of Spades.

Her as is so tight I have to break her in with the shocker.

Author: Leroy White http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/102096

33. (the shocker) (1↑, 5↓)

Two scratch the itch, one is a bitch.

The shocker? Come on, at first insertion, two scratch her itch, the other's a bitch.

Author: Electric Barbarella http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/2636502

34. (The Shocker) (4↑, 9↓)

Taking [word]The Spock Shocker[/word] and curling inward the ring finger leaving the index and middle fingers for the vagina and and pinky for the ass. For the "tighter" girls in life.

Author: Blair Mitchelmore http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/224796

35. (The Shocker) (0↑, 6↓)

Two in the pink, one in the stink. Or vice versa.

Guy 1: "Dude did you meet that chick Cindy last night?" Guy 2: "Yeah, I took her back to my place and rocked her with The Shocker."

Author: mudd_butt http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/2837086

36. (the shocker) (2↑, 8↓)

It's actually... One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.

Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work

Author: Dr. Billl http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/2073353

37. (The Shocker) (5↑, 11↓)

"Too in tha pink one in tha stink" The pointer and middle finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky is inserted into the anal cavity or ass hole.

I gave that bitch the shocker and she loved every second of it.

Author: miserablethnx http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1429138

38. (the shocker) (10↑, 17↓)

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$

to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker

Author: ThaOriginal http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1018577

39. (the shocker) (8↑, 15↓)

two in the goo, one in the poo

Author: http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/189413

40. (the shocker) (4↑, 19↓)

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.

I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE\!

Author: Jake Fischer http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1205390

41. (The Shocker) (8↑, 39↓)

The shocker (Three steps): 1. 2 in the pink, dick in the stink. 2. Putting your dick in her mouth to calm her down. 3. kicking her ass out the door when she cries/screams/cusses after performing the above.

Old bitch got a triple-shocker last night\! I made her asshole bleed and her breath smell like shit\!

Author: She deserved it http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/1223748

42. (The shocker) (5↑, 57↓)

Two fingers in the clit and one in the anus

Two in the pink, one in the stink - the shocker

Author: spdemn http://the-shocker.urbanup.com/674840

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Last updated: 2012.03.01